To my cactus, I promise I'll never desert you. Happy Anniversary! - Succulent Marker
I'm glad I pricked you. - Succulent Marker
Happy purr-fday! Climb every meow-tain and achieve all success! - Cat Marker
You have a great cat-itude. Keep it up! - Cat Marker
I hope you step on a lego (nothing personal). Cheers to our friendship lol! - Crazy Marker
Your subscription to this relation comes to an end. JK I love you bebi - Heartbreak Marker
Home is where I can poop for as long as I want! - Poop Marker
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in! I love you! :p - Poop Marker
We're stinking cute together! <3 - Fart Marker
Getting older is like farting in public. Happy Birthday! - Fart Marker
Happy birthday, from someone who endures your farts and loves you anyway! - Fart Marker
Guess you're getting 'peach'ed finally!!! Happy married life, babe! - Peach Marker
You make my eggplant blush! - Eggplant Marker
Plant one for me! - Eggplant Marker
Congratulations! Same eggplant forever!!! - Eggplant Marker
Smart as the Devil, and twice as pretty! ;) - Angel and Devil Marker
You're a doll. No, not a Barbie. You're more like Annabelle. Haa - Crazy Marker
It's a part of the word class, rhymes with sass. Of course, the word is lass. What were you thinkin'? ;D - Peach Marker
Dear Monday, please, I'm not in the mood today. Nope. - Nope Emoji Marker
If a girl leaves you, let her go. If she comes back because she forgot her purse, still let her go. - Heartbreak Marker
One where we chose hot steamy momos over hot steamy boys. #SingleForever - Momo Marker
I hate you for the times you ended up ordering Malai Chaap instead of Malai Chicken - Heartbreak Marker
Girl! Congratulations!! I thought you'd be a forever loner. - Eggplant Marker
Hey Baby Bro - Just wanted to tell you "potty kha ley' - Poop Marker
Why do you always answer the phone in the loo? COZ' YOU GIVE A SHIT - Poop Marker
Haggemaru : Why just when we have to go out? Seriously! - Poop Marker
I can smell your shit from here! Miss you babe - Peach & Fart Marker
It's been 10 years, and we are still stinking cute! Happy Anniversary - Poop & Fart Marker
How can a devil like me find an angel like you? - Angel & Devil Marker
Your lips, My Lips "APOCALYPSE" - Lips & Heartbreak Marker
Bro, to this day, I can say I survived your Patiala Pegs! Jiyo mere laal - Crazy Marker
How do you pass out last, making everyone pass out first? - Snake Marker
We go like Chalk & Cheese! - Snake & Cat Marker
Le Me - Should I tell them they're adopted? - Cat & Crazy Marker
You'll be the only charmer to this snake - Snake Marker
What are you waiting for? Use these punny captions, and gift this mischievous yet a cute gift to your loved ones? ;) (ahem ahem)